there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Randomize
