Who wears a wallet chain?!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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