Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Randomize
