Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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