and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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