There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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