you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
