oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Someone signed my nipple.
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