And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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