I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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