you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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