Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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