doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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