Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
smell my finger.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
