I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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