i don't like sucking hair
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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