are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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