We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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