Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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