Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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