No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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