i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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