If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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