playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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