i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
wow bdsm is so cute
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