How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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