it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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