I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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