i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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