if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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