He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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