apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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