even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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