my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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