Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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