If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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