He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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