How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
