He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Randomize
