How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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