As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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