I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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