You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
