I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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