i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I believe in your delicious
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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