windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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