Sry I called you an 8
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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