Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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