Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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