We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He kissed a someone with a penis
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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