And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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