love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
