It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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