is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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